this may not be my most insightful blog I've ever written but its whats on my mind right now...
so last night I went to CVS (drugstore/pharmacy here in America if you don't know) and I really just threw on some jeans and the sleep shirt I was already wearing cause it was late, threw my hair up in a top knot, and literally zero makeup and went. I felt almost embarrassed that I was going out in public like this....like I just felt so homeless and just not cute but I'm like whatever, I need toilet paper, milk, and chapstick and i need it NOW....you know?
let me tell you ladies, clearly THIS is the outfit/look you need to go for if you're looking for male attention haha.
okay, well maybe just any outfit without a bra but you catch my drift ;)
like I love attention from the opposite sex but not the crude and crass kind that comes from late night CVS shoppers. it was around 10 pm and not 1, not 2, but a total of FOUR different men followed me around and attempted to hit on me
Potential Suitor #1 - this guy kind of creeped me out from the beginning. I was in the Halloween candy aisle and I saw him coming up behind me, so I slowly started to make my way out of the aisle without being obvious that I'm leaving cause he joined that section. as I lingered to look at the crappy candy at the end, he said something like "what kind of candy are you getting"? ugh, eyeroll, I'm like, "I don't know just looking" and then he's all "are you single"? and me being a crazy ass just not having time for this I was like "YES. but I have 5 kids at home" hoping he would be turned off by this (he was probably like my age so I assumed that'd creep him out) but instead he was like, "thats cool, I'd love to meet them" BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< whaaaa?!??! RED FLAG. who the fuck says I want to meet your 5 kids after a 1 minute conversation at the drugstore? I was like "Yeah, I just don't have any free time and my cell phone service just got shut off" and like that I QUICKLY creeped away. just fyi potential suitor #1 came back around like 10 minutes after this encounter and stalked me to the toilet paper section and said I had a "cute smile" and again, I quickly darted away. he found me AGAIN and asked me for a hug, I gave him one but never in my life has a hug ever made me feel dirtier.
Potential Suitor #2 - okay so this guy was a drive by. like he literally zoomed in and zoomed out just as quick as I rejected him. I saw him perving out by taking weird cell phone pics of me while I was looking at the milk. he was being such a douche from the beginning. he came over and said "I like your shirt" eyeroll, again. I was like "thanks" he goes on "it looks like it fits you really well" and I'm like "haha thank you" and he then says "I was kidding, its super tight fitting" and then I was all, "oh haha, I didn't get it, I'm extremely tired" he asked for a hug and then he pushed right then and there for the number and I said, "sorry I'm married" and he just said "yeah right, whatever" and walked away <<<<<<<<<< DOUCHE
Potential Suitor #3 - this was Mr. Persistent. I had seen him a few times, non coincidentally walking around as well. he was on the phone but kept following me. still in the milk aisle, he comes over. he's a fit, black dude, nice skin, smells good, whatever. he was very handsome and polite. he actually TALKED to me for a good 5 or 6 minutes but then he asked for my number, I was like "i don't know" and he's like "I teach yoga, maybe you can come to a class" and I'm like, "Um I don't like to workout" and he said something SO rude, I can't remember what but he's like "well you should" or something like that. needless to say, I did not give him my number, I just said "I'm gonna go" and he's like yelling after me "IT WAS A JOKE" in the store, so embarrassing....in fact, one of the employees asked me if he was bothering me. ugh, he was now.
Potential Suitor #4 - winner winner chicken dinner. So this guy, unlike the others, was way more type. He was sweet and kind and middle aged. lol I think you can tell by the first 3 men why I don't prefer young boys, they're obnoxious and rude. so this guy, came over right when I was getting ready to check out. to be honest, I was a little rude to him because I kind of had had it at this point...can you blame me? like I literally felt like I was being molested and eye raped and was not really asking for it but whatever. so this guy started it out like a typical douche "I don't normally do this......." and whatever. he said he got off the phone so he could talk to me. he made eye contact the entire time. I was a little snotty and was like, "um, yeah you're like the 4th guy to come hit on me tonight, I get it, I'm not wearing a bra...." blah blah blah. but he went in for the home run, when he said, "no, its your face, you have like a perfect symmetrical face, its just so beautiful" <<<<<<<<<<< DING DING DING. that, gentlemen, is how you score with a chick. I totally gushed cause he was SUPER handsome, a jack wagner type, just so yum. needless to say we exchanged numbers. he actually asked for my email first if I felt comfortable, I said, let me just give you my card! hahahahah
SOOOO.....
point of this blog? not much other than, tits get you noticed. take from that what you will. if you want attention, show em....if you don't, you better duck tape those suckers down into a sportsbra and hide them under a sweatshirt and a wool jacket!
oh men, such simple creatures, aren't they?
that was my monday night, how was yours?
;)
xo
Trish
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ReplyDeletewhy shouldn't she? if that's what she wants to do, she shouldn't feel like she's leading him on by doing so, and he shouldn't assume anything from it.
DeleteSo you wouldn't mind me taking my dick out in public?
DeleteWhy do girls expect to be able to do aing (including throwing away their dignity)and not face consequences. You get what you deserve.
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ReplyDeleteHaha, love this post, literally had me laughing along! Guys can be so weird/douchey! :D
ReplyDeleteYou are a MORON!!!!! Plain and simple & if your are this dumb... Best that u don't leave your home.. Stop using idiot ways to display your fat chest... Go do porn and call it a day..: cause certainly, U won't be adding any degrees to your roster any fuckin time soon.... Your YouTube 15min is almost up so I assuming your preparing for that Porn life!!!!! Lmao... U think cause u have a chest that men want you... YOUR Delusional... U still have a busted ass cake face and Nappy ass hair... Stop being so damn conceited... U ain't cute and if all guys want your for Is your tits, Then that should tell u SOMETHING..... Your a joke...LMFAO
ReplyDeleteWow that was really hater of u to post that. To,type all that you must be green with envy :)
DeleteSo, you know her from this blog as well as her YouTube channel... interesting. So you don't like her at all, which is apparent by the horrible spelling and grammar you just spat out with your keyboard. Yet, you felt the need to watch the videos and read the blog. Do you always expend this much time on things that make you so angry? Or could Patricia be right? And you are quit jealous of Miss Trisha here? :)
DeleteTrashy people always support trash, Ktater. You are obvious filth and then people like you and Trisha cry when used the "wrong" way. You deserve it.
DeleteAnd no person in their right mind would be jealous of her. You fanatics have typical, boring insults.
Mazy Sharif, if she's trashy and filthy, then why on earth are you reading this blog? By reading her blog and leaving comments, you are also supporting her, and giving her views. I don't get why people just don't leave someone's blog or channel if they don't enjoy reading or watching their content.
DeleteI knew you had big boobies but omfg I didn't realize they were that big! Wooooow, I'm jelly.
ReplyDeleteThis happens to me sometimes at conventions I attend, I dont get hit on at stores. However the min I wear something showing off bambi n thumper its like xrays are buring a hole in my chest. I coukdnt even wear my plus size vneck cowltop to a convention. I was tryong to disuise my fat. But it seems my dd+boobs get center of tge attention Lol so I did a test n wore a plain black tshirt to a convention and gguys go wheres tge sexy outfit day 3 lol im like oh boy.(facepalm) want to not be notice wear sweatpants n a big baggy band tshirt n a sweatband with a ponytail men will leavevya alone because ur not "sexy" lol double standard much flat chested girld get great guys because a. Good in bed b. They want a woman mommy will accept. I guess being big chested makes us slutty-DUMB keep ya head up and wear more striped shirts likevthe one in the dec2013 video
ReplyDeleteBut those boobs though....
ReplyDeleteSeriously, the best way to get a girl to not want to run from you is simply be funny and don't make it obvious you want to bang her. Chivalry goes a long way.
Hahaha, laughing the whole time xD
ReplyDeleteLol. Stupid whore.
ReplyDeleteOkay coming from a girl with a big chest I can honestly say nothing is more comfortable than a tank top, but nothing is more uncomfortable than a guy talking to you and all of a sudden looking down. If you're looking me in the eyes and then you decide to look down do you seriously think I wont notice?! Love ya trish!!!
ReplyDeleteI can hardly say I'm okay with random dudes looking at my 32D boobs, damn, I just would flip the fuck out if a bunch of disgusting men started at me like that ALL for my boobs. I do have some anger issues, though. lol
ReplyDeleteProps, girl, MAJOR props. You're in a league of your own. XD
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