tonight on twitter, I got inspired to blog because lets face it, theres just not enough characters in a tweet to say all I need to say on why I prefer the oler di--- I mean, men ;)
young girls, let me break this down for you. when all the teenage lass' were crushing on the football player or the drummer of some punk band, I was always drawn to the older, intellectual teacher. the one who wore the glasses, had the power, told the class to settle down, give you encouragement, and have that little something extra....the huge bulging....biceps?
what was it about the older man??? I didn't know until much later in life, and now at 25 years old, I have a little insight to share with my 18-24 year olds jonesing for the 40-50-60 somethings!!!
DISCLAIMER!!!!! please be 18 if you're gonna start getting it on with the hotttt and sexxxxy older dudes. yes, age ain't nothin but a number....unless you're under age, then its jailbait, just sayin.
18 is the LEGAL age of consent. once you're 18, you can bang a corpse for all anyone cares.
actually scratch that, thats illegal too.
bang someone who is like 95 for all I care, as long as they have a pulse, you're good.
okay ladies, lets get to the meat and potatoes of this.....
OLDER MEN WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM!!!!!! sexually, NOBODY can come close to that of a man who has experienced life, love, success, women, hurt, loss, etc.......the man over 40 will give you the greatest sexual experience of your life. they will take control, they will listen to you and your body, and they will be harder than any little punk 20 year old can ever dream to be. the 40+ year old penis will make you sore for days and days to follow. that motherfucker be hardddddd, just so firm. like wtf?! its magical! ITS MAGICAL!!!!!! I personally prefer the 50 age range. always have. ever since I was 18, I date mostly 40-somethings but I always preferred banging the 50 somethings.....HOTTTTTT!!!! my last conquest was 82....he ended up being a creep but he could BRING IT. I've only orgasmed with a man over 40. anything less is for the birds.
OLDER MEN APPRECIATE YOU!!!!! young guys take your firm but soft skin for granted. they think of you as just a vagina, a dime a dozen. but the older man will cherish his young and beautiful little baby. haha. I swear when I'm like in my 40s, I'll be at the senior center, looking for those 95 year olds I was talking about earlier......I need to be the hotttt young thing.....so naturally aging hasn't been easy for a gal like me....but luckily, my preference in men just keep getting older and older as I do....so it all balances out. I have an infatuation with a 50 year old man at the moment of typing this....but this 65 year old is really starting to step up the wooing.....plus I can see he appreciates me more. the 50 year old may be still eyeing the 18 year olds (I ain't hatin, I once was one of these desirable young barely legals) but the 65 year old knows he's got a good thing with this piece of ass ;)
ROLE PLAYIN WITH MY DADDY!!!!! don't judge. any younger girl dating and older man has DEFINITELY called him daddy. "daddys" don't refer to them being "sugar daddys" heck I've had daddys who were living off me (big mistake, yall should at least be equals or close to it) but the simple fact that they could in fact, logistically, statistically be your actual father.....makes the older man relationship all that much hotter. "yes daddy, I have been a bad girl, wanna spank me?"
OLDER MEN GOT IT TOGETHER!!!!! well for the most part. I've dated my fair share of older men who have no fucking clue whats going on in their world or the real world. BUT I would say 95% of older men I've dated, know what they want in life. sometimes they may just want a fling, but they'll be honest about it. they're not going to pretend they want something else when all they want is T&A and if they really like you, they're gonna tell you. no games with the older man. no guessing if they like you, will they call? some older men want the booty call and the booty call can be fun, so just know what YOU want, he'll tell you what HE wants and it avoids any bullshit drama that comes with dating these boys.
here's the thing, we all are attracted to different types of people. I'm not saying if you're 18, you need to start having sex with a 80 year old just because thats what I did. I just get asked ALL the time about what its like dating older guys, why I prefer dating older guys, what makes me excited about the older man.....sometimes you don't know why you like the things you do, you just do.
this is the best way I can explain why my parts tingle when I watch movies like the bucket list, the crew, or grumpy old men.....I mean, don't be afraid to go after what you want. fuck society. its not about being golddiggers, I pay my own bills thank you very much, people in society just don't wanna accept that old dudes are fucking amazing in bed, so they just make up shit to talk trash. sorry 32 year old journalist, you don't know shit why I'm with someone my grandpas age....so just keep talkin on the internet in yo mammas basement <3
PEACE LOVE BABY